| Interviewer: So Ray, thank you for joining us for this interview. I know you have a hectic schedule. Raywilliamjohnson: No shit sir, let's get this thing over and done with. I have some horny bitches in the trunk I need to get drunk with. Interviewer: Well let's not waste anymore time. First question, how do you feel about becoming the number 1 most subscribed YouTube channel? Raywilliamjohnson: Yeah, it was pretty cool. I'd just like to thank me, myself and I for that achievement, because you know, I'm awesome. I'd also like to say this: Sucked in Ngahiga! Hahahahaha! Suck my grizzly, giant bear cock! How does it feel to have your number 1 most subscribed title stripped? Haha! Think you asians, with your slanted eyes, horrid Japanese advertisements, small penises and bad driving skills can overtake me!? Nobody defeats the Rayman! Haha! Interviewer: Can you share some tips with us on how you created such a successful web show? Raywilliamjohnson: As I mentioned before, I'm just awesome, you know. I'm made of pure win. Everyone loves me, I'm a fucking hero. All the bitches wanna fuck me. I mean, you can't really make a successful web show, you have to be awesome, like me. Interviewer: Do you have anything to say to your fans who supported you all this while? Raywilliamjohnson: Not really, apart from the fact that they should keep watching my shows, cos it gets me money that I can use to continue buying whores. Interviewer: So now that you're at the top of YouTube, what do you plan on doing in the future? Do you have any other goals to reach? Raywilliamjohnson: Nope. I think my life is fine as it is. I mean, I steal content from other users, put them in my show, say some commentary, include some special effects and shitty "Cool Transition" slides (which my team does for me, by the way), upload it to YouTube and get paid a shitload of money. Barely any effort for such an awesome person as myself, of course. It's all in a day's work. Interviewer: I understand that you also own another channel called "Yourfavoritemartian". Tell us more about that. Raywilliamjohnson: It's basically a channel I started earlier this year that plays crappy music (no seriously, you should watch one of the videos and see for yourself - the music really is fucking shit). It has always been a dream of mine to start a channel that plays crappy music, so I said what the Hell and hired a bunch of people to start that dream. BTW, I'm going to let you in on a little secret here - the Yourfavoritemartian channel is owned by me, but I've done absolutely no work on it. The people I hired make all the music for me, and I just go on that channel to call people noobs and boast about how big my cock is. Interviewer: Enough about your online success. What are your favorite hobbies or things to do in real life? Raywilliamjohnson: I don't really have any real life hobbies. I mean, my life is warped around YouTube so much that sometimes I forget everything that happens in real life. But if I had to choose a real life hobby, I'd probably say sex. I can easily afford whores with the money I make off YouTube, and fucking bitches is almost as good as watching watching money accumulate in my Adsense account. Interviewer: Well, that's all we have time for Ray. Once again, I thank you for taking time out of your schedule for this interview. Raywilliamjohnson: You better, because now I have some horny bitches to fuck, and I've already lost half of my sex time. Don't fail me this time, bear cock! |
Wednesday, 29 June 2011
Exclusive Interview with Youtube's Most Subscribed Celebrity : Raywilliamjohnson
This interview was conducted through omegle webcam chat - don't ask how I got Ray to do this in the first place. I published this here cos the dopeheads at Triond.com declined it.
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I am addicted to milk tea
God, I would be more than happy right now to just waste five bucks on some milk tea.
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